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Hey hey hey

March 30, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life, Memories (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Hey hey hey

My birthday is fucking here and it is party time. My best friend Jen has decided to throw me a party since I haven’t had one in years, so this is gonna rock ! I love my friend Jen, because she always does things like this for people. Most of the time, I don’t let her do for me, but this time I am relenting. Of course she doesn’t know that we have already planned a surprise party for her birthday which is coming up. That is partially why I am letting her do mine. If I didn’t and then she gets hers she will be upset.

So tonight is going to be the shit and I am going to get plastered. She made the plans to have it at her boyfriends house, because he has a pool and the weather has been so nice that a pool party is just what we need. She also knows that I love to swim and have been chafing at the bit to go swimming already. I am glad that his pool is heated though, because the water everywhere else is super cold still. So the time has come to get our party on and have some fun. I hope everyone has as good a night as I am going to.

I am so fucking hungry

March 18, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Life, Work (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on I am so fucking hungry

I am so fucking hungry I can’t stand it. I am going to have to go get breakfast this morning. I fell asleep on the couch last night and never ate any dinner. I was so tired, that I just couldn’t keep my eyes open. about half way through the night I got up and went to my bed because the couch is not that comfortable. Yesterday was a doozy at work and I barely had time to breath we were so busy. Since I didn’t have dinner last night and I am going to go out to breakfast, I think I will go hit up Denny’s. They have the best breakfast around right now.

I know I am going to be late for work today, but I don’t care. I require sustenance and a pop tart is not going to cut it. I don’t have to call in and let them know, because our boss told us to be a little late today. We got the project done yesterday, and we all worked really hard, so he is giving us a little break this morning. I gotta love my boss because he is really cool and shit. He lets us know that he appreciates us and our hard work.

Fucking really

March 6, 2012 // Posted in Life, Shows, Thoughts (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Fucking really

Sometimes I really fucking hate the news. It is always bad news. Why the fuck can’t they report something good for a change? No matter what channel I turn on there is some kind of crisis. All I can do is shake my head at some of the dumb ass shit people do. There is this one guy who has been living in the crawl space above a Toys R Us store. WTF is that shit? And of course the news thought this stupidity was worthy of reporting to the public. Helloooo? The guy is an idiot. Don’t make him famous for his stupidity.

Then they had a story about a woman who’s kids were never in school. Seriously people, why do I need to know that? Honestly it is stupid to report on something like that. There are much bigger stories I want to know about that do not include some dumb bitch not sending her kids to school. I am sure she had her reasons and quite frankly the law needs to not be so intrusive in peoples lives. I am so sick of hearing about this kind of stuff. I suppose that is why I don’t watch a lot of news. It always pisses me off.

Getting Real Tired of the Shit

September 13, 2011 // Posted in Life, Politics, Thoughts (Tags: , , , ) |  Comments Off on Getting Real Tired of the Shit

my job

When did my job turn into this? I’m nothing but a shit collector around here. Enough!