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Trick Question Got Me

April 29, 2012 // Posted in Life, Memories, Money (Tags: , ) |  Comments Off on Trick Question Got Me

My bank has this weird log in process where you have to answer questions besides just enter a user name and a password. They call it a comfort assurance or some shit. So I had to get online to check some things on my account and I’m in a hurry and I must have messed up something when I tried to log in. It asked me for the answer to a security question and I didn’t know what to put in there.

What is freaking my out about it is that I don’t remember setting this up and answering the question in the first place. So how does the bank know the name of my best friend when I was growing up? No shit – that was the question. Who was my best friend when I was growing up? Well, I didn’t have just one best friend. We moved a lot and I had several best friends. And I’m still in touch with all of them. So how the hell does the bank know what my answer is supposed to be when even I don’t know the right answer? FML.

Hey hey hey

March 30, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life, Memories (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Hey hey hey

My birthday is fucking here and it is party time. My best friend Jen has decided to throw me a party since I haven’t had one in years, so this is gonna rock ! I love my friend Jen, because she always does things like this for people. Most of the time, I don’t let her do for me, but this time I am relenting. Of course she doesn’t know that we have already planned a surprise party for her birthday which is coming up. That is partially why I am letting her do mine. If I didn’t and then she gets hers she will be upset.

So tonight is going to be the shit and I am going to get plastered. She made the plans to have it at her boyfriends house, because he has a pool and the weather has been so nice that a pool party is just what we need. She also knows that I love to swim and have been chafing at the bit to go swimming already. I am glad that his pool is heated though, because the water everywhere else is super cold still. So the time has come to get our party on and have some fun. I hope everyone has as good a night as I am going to.