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Spotted the Ex

September 19, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Life (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Spotted the Ex

Don’t you hate it when you are out with friends having a nice time and then all of a sudden you see your most hated ex walk into the room? That is a huge downer moment for me. I am always very uncomfortable about how to handle that. My first instinct is always to just grab my purse, pay my tab and get the fuck out of there. But then I think, why should that asshole spoil my good time? So sometimes I just stay and ignore the motherfucker.

That happened last night and I was so tempted to just leave. I know he saw me at the bar with my friends and he walked in with a couple of his guy friends. I bet if I hadn’t been there, that he and his friends would have come over to hit on the other girls. I thought if I left then maybe one of the girls would have a shot at meeting one of his friends. Then I realized that the ex might be the one to hit on one of my friends and that would be seriously wrong for me to wish that hot mess on any of my friends. So I stayed and just ignored the motherfucker, and after about 20 minutes I saw him leave with his friends and walk down the street to some other club.

Bet Your Sweet Ass

April 5, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life, Memories (Tags: ) |  Comments Off on Bet Your Sweet Ass

When I was a kid my parents were talking about this secret club and they were teasing us kids about it. So the idea of the secret club is that you have an initiation. It’s a test to see if you are good enough to join the club. They did it to us, but we didn’t pass the test, so we were fucked from joining.

You never know who is in the club unless someone who is already in the club asks you a secret coded question. If someone in the club asks you, “Are you a Turtle?” you have to give them the right coded answer of they automatically know that you are not in the club.

I learned how to fuck with them about that, tho. Even though I’m not in the club, I know the secret answer because I remember hearing my parents talk about it and laughing their asses off when people unwittingly didn’t answer right.

Different Kinds of Clubs

September 21, 2011 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life (Tags: , , , , ) |  Comments Off on Different Kinds of Clubs

Have you ever been in an unfamiliar town and wanted to go out for a few hours? I was in Chicago and wanted to go to some blues clubs. I told the taxi driver to take me to a good club. I didn’t even know the names of any clubs but figured it was Chicago – any taxi driver should know these things. Well, the jackass took me to a club and let me out and when I went inside it turned out to not be a blues club but a strip club. I still had a lot of fun though!