Do Not Ring My Bell

April 23, 2012 // Posted in Home, Life  

Sometimes I get totally fed up with people ringing my doorbell and trying to sell me shit. I don’t want anyone ringing my doorbell and I don’t want to buy anything that is being sold door to door. I even put a sign on the door that says “No Solicitors” and the mother fuckers STILL ring my bell.

This morning some jackass rang the bell at 9″00 and woke my ass up. I went to answer the door in hopes it was UPS or FED EX. But no, it was some jackass college kid with a clipboard. I asked him if he saw the sign about no solitiors?

He said, “I’m not selling anything. Are you the homeowner?”

I said, “Are you STUPID?!?!” and slammed the door in his fucking face.

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