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Get Out the Blankets

September 24, 2012 // Posted in Home, Life, Shopping (Tags: , ) |  Comments Off on Get Out the Blankets

Here it is only the end of September and it is already cold as hell. I didn’t want to turn on the heat, but I definitely had to get out the blankets last night. I wish my fucking fireplace was working right. I tried to light a fire last winter and the damper wouldn’t open right – the whole fucking house filled up with smoke.

I called a chimney sweep to come fix the damper and he said it would cost too much for my budget at the time. I guess with the weather turning chilly I had better call that guy back and have him come fix it. I don’t see any point of having a fireplace unless I can have a nice little fire a couple of night each week to relax in front of the TV and toast my toes near the flames of a good wood fire.

Popcorn Lunch

September 13, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Life, Shopping, Work (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Popcorn Lunch

Things were so crazy busy around here that all I had for lunch was a bag of microwave popcorn. I don’t even like popcorn all that much, but I was starving and that was the only thing I could see in the vending machine that would be even halfway healthy. I like chocolate as much as the next girl, but when you are hungry, chocolate does not fill you up.

Never knew there were so many different brands and flavors of popcorn until I went to Kroger this morning to pick up some popcorn and just keep it in my desk. I also picked up 5 frozen dinners to keep in the break room at work. They were on sale for $2 a piece and you can’t beat that price plus the convenience of them being just 6 minutes in the microwave away from being a fast lunch.

The only problem with putting a lot of food in the freezer at work is that people steal your food when they are stuck there late at night working on a deadline and don’t want to go out to buy their own fucking dinner. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to the freezer to grab one of my frozen lunches and I find a sticky note in there saying I.O.U. and my lunch is gone. When that happens I track down the fucker who stole my lunch and make him take me out to Longhorn Steakhouse for a lunch. That always costs about $20 instead of the $2 frozen lunch that they stole from me. But some of those guys don’t care at all – they even write it off on their expense reports and we both get to eat for free.

Are You Wearing Green?

March 12, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Life, Parties and Holidays, Shopping (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Are You Wearing Green?

This weekend is nothing but St. Patrick’s Day parties at all the bars and clubs. I have my party place in mind already, bitches!

This year I’m going all out on the green. I bought a fucking green garter belt, old fashioned green stockings, and a denim short skirt that I dyed green. The short is short enough that most of the garter belt shows. If they are lucky they might get a peek at my new green satin thong.

This weekend is going to be a real party – so get your asses down here and hang with me!

New fucking phone

January 19, 2012 // Posted in Shopping, Technology  |  Comments Off on New fucking phone

That’s it ! I am buying a fucking smart phone. I am tired of watching all my friends playing with theirs and I am still carrying this stupid ass blackberry that doesn’t do anything. So now I am searching for a phone, with a plan that doesn’t break my bank account. i really would like an android, because there are a lot of free apps for them online. I guess we shall see.

WalMart Crazies

December 10, 2011 // Posted in Life, Shopping (Tags: , , , ) |  Comments Off on WalMart Crazies

Last night I was in search of some special chemicals to treat the water for my fish. It seems they have “Ick.” My boyfriend said that I have to buy a bottle of this stuff called “Soppersafe.” I don’t know why they call it that. I wish I had paid more attention in chemistry class in school.

So I found the Coppersafe at the pet store next to WalMart, and I thought, since I’m all the way over here I might as well go to WalMart and pick up a few things so I don’t have make another trip over this way.

Big mistake. That place was jam packed with weird and crazy people. The aisles were crowded, people were bumping into me – I HATE that! – and I couldn’t find the right size or the right color or the right flavor of whatever I was looking for. The lines to check out were huge. I said “Fuck it!”  and left my basket in the line and walked out of the store. I don’t need all that cheap crap bad enough to stand in line for 40 minutes to pay them for it.