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Ordering Online is a Bitch

October 8, 2012 // Posted in Life, Parties and Holidays, Shopping, Web (Tags: , , , ) |  Comments Off on Ordering Online is a Bitch

So I wanted to order some flowers to send to my brother’s house. He was throwing a huge party for my mom’s birthday and since I couldn’t make it up there for the party I wanted to send her some flowers. I figured I would call an FTD florist or maybe a Teleflora shop or 1-800-FLOWERS and see if I could get a nice arrangement for about $50-$60.

I went online and checked the different sites and what their arrangements looked like and decided to get an FTD floral centerpiece with a hurricane lamp. I know I can get those glass hurricane lamps here at the Pottery barn for like $4, but the arrangements that had the hurricane glas started at $100.

That’s a pretty big difference between what they are charging and what I wanted to spend, so I decided to check online for any discount coupon codes or special deals and I did find a good one for 20% off site wide. I clicked on that puppy and sure enough they marked the price of the arrangement I wanted down to $80. But then when they added the delivery charge and service fee and tax to the order, it went right back up to $100. It was like they were determined to get $100 out of my ass one way or the other.

Using the online shopping cart was a bit of a pain in the ass but I got through it. I spent more money that I wanted and I can’t help but think that if I had been able to talk to the florist at the shop in person instead of ordering it online from their limited selection that I could have saved some money and stayed closer to my budget.

But, all in all, its for my mom and I really wish I could have been there at her party to wish her a happy birthday in person and give her a big hug. But I hope she and the other party guests enjoyed the flowers that I sent.

Are You Wearing Green?

March 12, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Life, Parties and Holidays, Shopping (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Are You Wearing Green?

This weekend is nothing but St. Patrick’s Day parties at all the bars and clubs. I have my party place in mind already, bitches!

This year I’m going all out on the green. I bought a fucking green garter belt, old fashioned green stockings, and a denim short skirt that I dyed green. The short is short enough that most of the garter belt shows. If they are lucky they might get a peek at my new green satin thong.

This weekend is going to be a real party – so get your asses down here and hang with me!