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Life is a fucking peach

February 6, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Laughs, Life (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Life is a fucking peach

I am so fucking happy right now. I have been seeing this guy for a couple of weeks and we are getting along amazing. He is taking me out to dinner tonight to the Outback Steakhouse. This is one of my favorite places to eat. I love the Bloomin Onion as well as Shrimp on the barby. Nom nom nom…that shit is so good. I cannot wait till tonight. I intend to have some red wine and a steak with my dinner and enjoy myself immensely.  I hope we go dancing at Cafe Iguana’s afterwards. They always have such good music and my new man can dance really well.

Tuesday nights is fifties night. It’s like a sock hop kind of dance night. It is a lot of fun and the people are so funny. Some of them dress up in fifties style clothes and such. We have joked around about dressing up ourselves, but still haven’t done it so far. Maybe when Halloween comes around we will do that. It will probably be easier to find the costumes then anyway. I hope so, because I would just love to dress up in a poodle skirt or something like that. It would be a blast.


Super Bowl

January 31, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Laughs (Tags: , , , ) |  Comments Off on Super Bowl

Patriots vs The Giants. This years super bowl looks to be a hell of a game. I am going to a friends house for the standard SB party and shit. He has a big screen T.V. and there will probably be a big turnout. I am helping his girl friend with the party food since she has never done this before and asked for assistance. I reassured her that it was easy and I would be happy to help. We are going shopping on Saturday for the food we need and will start early Sunday morning on putting everything together.

I am going to buy a party platter to save a little time as we are making a full dinner and not just snack and finger food. We haven’t decided completely what to make until we see what the weather is going to do. If it is nice weather, we will BBQ. If not then we will do something else that is equally enticing. I just hope the guys don’t get to fucking drunk like they did last year, because they were very rowdy and rambunctious. I haven’t decided which team I will root for as neither of them are a team I really like.

So much fun

January 25, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Laughs  |  Comments Off on So much fun

Well I went out with some friends to have dinner and see a show at the comedy club. The comedians weren’t anyone famous and one of them was a total fucktard, but other then that we had a blast. My friend Terry heckled the shit out of one of the comedians and it was so bad he almost got us thrown out of the club. The rest of the audience loved it though and booed when they were gonna throw us out so they changed their minds. It was hilarious.

I wish we had gone last week instead though, because Ralfie May was in town performing here at Zanie’s. I love Ralfie May. He is just too fucking funny as a fat white boy from the ghetto. If you have never seen him, look him up on You tube. they have full episodes of his stand up and they are awesome. I was looking at the schedule for the next few months and no one I recognize is gonna be coming unfortunately, but I will keep looking. I hope to be able to see one of the big stars when they come. Maybe you guys can join us on our next trip to Zanie’s comedy club. I hope so.

Stupid fucking cunt

January 13, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Laughs (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Stupid fucking cunt

Well, the girls and I went out last night to Bailey’s and that stupid fucking cunt from New Years was there. She made a spectacle of herself as usual and then got into a fight as well. We all were thrown out because of her and we didn’t even do anything.  If my girl Marsha every brings her again, we have all made a vow to leave immediately and go somewhere else.

Bob and Tom

December 20, 2011 // Posted in Laughs (Tags: , , , , ) |  Comments Off on Bob and Tom

I was listening to Bob and Tom on the radio, it’s a morning show that is hilarious. These guys really know how to make a girl laugh. Their shit is so funny and you laugh so hard you have tears rolling down your face.  They are rude, crude and socially unacceptable, and you can’t help but not wanting the show to end…lol So change that dial and find them on the radio if you want a good laugh on the way to work. =)