Nikki Renoit » Laughs

Super Bowl

Nikki — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:05:33 +0000

Patriots vs The Giants. This years super bowl looks to be a hell of a game. I am going to a friends house for the standard SB party and shit. He has a big screen T.V. and there will probably be a big turnout. I am helping his girl friend with the party food since she has never done this before and asked for assistance. I reassured her that it was easy and I would be happy to help. We are going shopping on Saturday for the food we need and will start early Sunday morning on putting everything together.

I am going to buy a party platter to save a little time as we are making a full dinner and not just snack and finger food. We haven’t decided completely what to make until we see what the weather is going to do. If it is nice weather, we will BBQ. If not then we will do something else that is equally enticing. I just hope the guys don’t get to fucking drunk like they did last year, because they were very rowdy and rambunctious. I haven’t decided which team I will root for as neither of them are a team I really like.

So much fun

Nikki — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:33:13 +0000

Well I went out with some friends to have dinner and see a show at the comedy club. The comedians weren’t anyone famous and one of them was a total fucktard, but other then that we had a blast. My friend Terry heckled the shit out of one of the comedians and it was so bad he almost got us thrown out of the club. The rest of the audience loved it though and booed when they were gonna throw us out so they changed their minds. It was hilarious.

I wish we had gone last week instead though, because Ralfie May was in town performing here at Zanie’s. I love Ralfie May. He is just too fucking funny as a fat white boy from the ghetto. If you have never seen him, look him up on You tube. they have full episodes of his stand up and they are awesome. I was looking at the schedule for the next few months and no one I recognize is gonna be coming unfortunately, but I will keep looking. I hope to be able to see one of the big stars when they come. Maybe you guys can join us on our next trip to Zanie’s comedy club. I hope so.

Stupid fucking cunt

Nikki — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:46:17 +0000

Well, the girls and I went out last night to Bailey’s and that stupid fucking cunt from New Years was there. She made a spectacle of herself as usual and then got into a fight as well. We all were thrown out because of her and we didn’t even do anything. If my girl Marsha every brings her again, we have all made a vow to leave immediately and go somewhere else.

Bob and Tom

Nikki — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:56:12 +0000

I was listening to Bob and Tom on the radio, it’s a morning show that is hilarious. These guys really know how to make a girl laugh. Their shit is so funny and you laugh so hard you have tears rolling down your face. They are rude, crude and socially unacceptable, and you can’t help but not wanting the show to end…lol So change that dial and find them on the radio if you want a good laugh on the way to work. =)

Different Kinds of Clubs

Nikki — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 01:34:08 +0000

Have you ever been in an unfamiliar town and wanted to go out for a few hours? I was in Chicago and wanted to go to some blues clubs. I told the taxi driver to take me to a good club. I didn’t even know the names of any clubs but figured it was Chicago – any taxi driver should know these things. Well, the jackass took me to a club and let me out and when I went inside it turned out to not be a blues club but a strip club. I still had a lot of fun though!

That 70′s Show

Nikki — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 21:40:12 +0000

I normally don’t like watching a TV show or a movie more than once, twice is about enough for me, so it is really unusual for me to watch a TV show like That 70′s Show over and over, rerun after rerun, but I do. There is something about that TV comedy sitcom that just keeps me rolling each time I see it. Every now and then I’ll run across one that I’ve never seen before and I really get a charge out of that, wish that it happened more often, I can tell you that!

The only other show that I can tolerate watching more than once is the George Lopez show. But I have to admit after seeing something more than 7 times can get pretty stale! The summer reruns that are inevitable really suck, but at least we have the new fall line up to look forward to and this year there seems to be a lot to choose from. I mean with all the channels that most of us can get these days with cable and satellite taking over there are a lot more shows to see.

The New TV Fall Line Up

Nikki — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 02:51:25 +0000

I usually don’t watch very much television. There isn’t a whole lot out there that interests me enough to spend the time sitting down and watching the old “boob tube” Each year when the new shows are premiering I do get my hopes up that something decent will be coming on and I usually am very disappointed after giving them a chance and watching some of them. I like comedy and there doesn’t seem to be very much quality comedy entertainment on these days. I do enjoy The Comedy Channel every now and then, but they have way too many repeats on and I don’t enjoy watching anything more than once, twice at the most.

So I find myself going to Blockbusters and renting movies when I have the chance, that way I know that I’ll be entertained when I feel the need.

Reader’s Digest, Always Good For a Laugh

Nikki — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 02:42:41 +0000

I have been receiving the monthly publication of Reader’s Digest since I moved out on my own. We always had a stack of them in the bathrooms back home and the whole family enjoyed reading them while spending time in there. The jokes are always funny and I’d like to share a few of my favorites here today.

“I have no respect for gangs today. They just drive by and start shooting people. At least in the old days, lie in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other first.”

“Last Valentine’s Day, I arrived at the doctor’s office where I work as a receptionist to find a mystery man pacing up and down holding a package. As I got out of the car, he declared warmly, “I have something for you.” I excitedly ripped open the bundle. It was a urine sample!”

The 19th

Nikki — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 02:38:43 +0000

Every one in my immediate family was born on the 19th. It just worked out that way and it always gets a laugh from folks when they find out. September 19th is my youngest brother’s birthday, so we will all be eating dinner over at my parents place tonight to celebrate his 25th birthday. He is still living at home, but is working a full time job and saving his money to finally be able to move out on his own, so we are all hoping that this will be the last birthday that he will be celebrating at the old homestead with my parents.

The Muse

Nikki — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:11:08 +0000

In this hilarious parody, Albert Brooks is a screenwriter who loses his “edge” overnight and desperately seeks a way to get it back.

Starring: Albert Brooks, Sharon Stone, Andie MacDowel