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Growing Fond of Jimmy Fallon

November 14, 2012 // Posted in Laughs, Life, Shows (Tags: , , , ) |  Comments Off on Growing Fond of Jimmy Fallon

When I have a an extra half hour at night I turn on one of the late night talk shows. I have never really liked Jay Leno, so I almost never watch his show. I loved Johnny Carson. Hate Jay Leno – especially after he fucked over Conan for that time slot.

Years ago I used to watch the David Letterman show but he has had his scandals and I lost respect for him as a person. I feel dirty watching his show – like I am supporting old white men who take advantage of their power and money and fuck over the people who work for them. So I was looking for an alternative to Leno and Letterman and I am so glad that I fond the Jimmy Gallon show.

You might remember Fallon from his gigs on Saturday Night Live. I think he is funny as hell, but more than that, his show has fun segments and tops stars. It really is entertainment on his show. So I try to tune in to Jimmy Fallon when I have the chance. I like the guy and out of the late night shows on TV, I think he is the best.

Bet Your Sweet Ass

April 5, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life, Memories (Tags: ) |  Comments Off on Bet Your Sweet Ass

When I was a kid my parents were talking about this secret club and they were teasing us kids about it. So the idea of the secret club is that you have an initiation. It’s a test to see if you are good enough to join the club. They did it to us, but we didn’t pass the test, so we were fucked from joining.

You never know who is in the club unless someone who is already in the club asks you a secret coded question. If someone in the club asks you, “Are you a Turtle?” you have to give them the right coded answer of they automatically know that you are not in the club.

I learned how to fuck with them about that, tho. Even though I’m not in the club, I know the secret answer because I remember hearing my parents talk about it and laughing their asses off when people unwittingly didn’t answer right.

Hey hey hey

March 30, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life, Memories (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Hey hey hey

My birthday is fucking here and it is party time. My best friend Jen has decided to throw me a party since I haven’t had one in years, so this is gonna rock ! I love my friend Jen, because she always does things like this for people. Most of the time, I don’t let her do for me, but this time I am relenting. Of course she doesn’t know that we have already planned a surprise party for her birthday which is coming up. That is partially why I am letting her do mine. If I didn’t and then she gets hers she will be upset.

So tonight is going to be the shit and I am going to get plastered. She made the plans to have it at her boyfriends house, because he has a pool and the weather has been so nice that a pool party is just what we need. She also knows that I love to swim and have been chafing at the bit to go swimming already. I am glad that his pool is heated though, because the water everywhere else is super cold still. So the time has come to get our party on and have some fun. I hope everyone has as good a night as I am going to.

Gag Me, Lady Gaga

March 6, 2012 // Posted in Laughs, Thoughts, Tunes (Tags: ) |  Comments Off on Gag Me, Lady Gaga

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OK – this picture made me laugh my fuckin ass off. Really. I hate that Lady GaGa bitch anyway. she’s not sexy – she’s like a younger and lower class version of Madonna – and Madonna is nothing but a tramp, either.

Leap year

February 29, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Laughs (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Leap year

It’s leap year day and time to party. I made this ritual for me and my friends to celebrate Leap Year. Don’t ask me why we did it, other than that we were kids when we did it. I guess we wanted an extra reason to party or something. It doesn’t matter why, only that we do it.

Anyway, we are going to The Keg and Can to hang out and play pool. They have the most awesome chicken wings and draft beer that is from all over the world. If you want it, they have got it. I am partial to the Black and Tan draft. It’s an Irish drink that is two beers in one glass. It has Guinness dark beer and a light colored ale as well.

When the bartender pours it, they come one on top of the other. I don’t know how they fucking do it, but it is the shit. The only problem is that beer makes me piss a lot. I get tired of having to make trips to the damned bathroom. Oh well, I deal with it because we love this place. If you have never been there, I highly recommend it. They even have Irish Folk bands and such.