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Hey hey hey

March 30, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Laughs, Life, Memories (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Hey hey hey

My birthday is fucking here and it is party time. My best friend Jen has decided to throw me a party since I haven’t had one in years, so this is gonna rock ! I love my friend Jen, because she always does things like this for people. Most of the time, I don’t let her do for me, but this time I am relenting. Of course she doesn’t know that we have already planned a surprise party for her birthday which is coming up. That is partially why I am letting her do mine. If I didn’t and then she gets hers she will be upset.

So tonight is going to be the shit and I am going to get plastered. She made the plans to have it at her boyfriends house, because he has a pool and the weather has been so nice that a pool party is just what we need. She also knows that I love to swim and have been chafing at the bit to go swimming already. I am glad that his pool is heated though, because the water everywhere else is super cold still. So the time has come to get our party on and have some fun. I hope everyone has as good a night as I am going to.

So fucking lazy

March 24, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Friends, Life (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on So fucking lazy

Sometimes I am so fucking lazy. I want to go to the club tonight, but the thought of getting all dolled up for it just seems like too much work. I am going out to Gusto’s tonight, but I am just going to dress casual. I think tonight is country night, so it really shouldn’t matter if I wear jeans and t-shirt or something like that. I like to line dance too, so I will probably wear my boots with it. I’m gonna be redneckified tonight. Is that even a word? Well if it wasn’t, it is now. I am glad it is country night since I am feeling so lazy.

The girls are meeting me there at about eight o’clock this evening and said they are bringing a few guys with them as well as their boyfriends or spouses. It’s not going to be a girls night, but a gathering. Gusto’s has a great DJ and I know that we will have lots of fun line dancing. There is even an instructor who is there from time to time, that teaches free of charge. I like that because I never would be able to learn all of these line dances without him. The fact that he is cute doesn’t hurt either.

I am so fucking hungry

March 18, 2012 // Posted in Eats and Drinks, Life, Work (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on I am so fucking hungry

I am so fucking hungry I can’t stand it. I am going to have to go get breakfast this morning. I fell asleep on the couch last night and never ate any dinner. I was so tired, that I just couldn’t keep my eyes open. about half way through the night I got up and went to my bed because the couch is not that comfortable. Yesterday was a doozy at work and I barely had time to breath we were so busy. Since I didn’t have dinner last night and I am going to go out to breakfast, I think I will go hit up Denny’s. They have the best breakfast around right now.

I know I am going to be late for work today, but I don’t care. I require sustenance and a pop tart is not going to cut it. I don’t have to call in and let them know, because our boss told us to be a little late today. We got the project done yesterday, and we all worked really hard, so he is giving us a little break this morning. I gotta love my boss because he is really cool and shit. He lets us know that he appreciates us and our hard work.

Are You Wearing Green?

March 12, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Life, Parties and Holidays, Shopping (Tags: , , ) |  Comments Off on Are You Wearing Green?

This weekend is nothing but St. Patrick’s Day parties at all the bars and clubs. I have my party place in mind already, bitches!

This year I’m going all out on the green. I bought a fucking green garter belt, old fashioned green stockings, and a denim short skirt that I dyed green. The short is short enough that most of the garter belt shows. If they are lucky they might get a peek at my new green satin thong.

This weekend is going to be a real party – so get your asses down here and hang with me!

Gag Me, Lady Gaga

March 6, 2012 // Posted in Laughs, Thoughts, Tunes (Tags: ) |  Comments Off on Gag Me, Lady Gaga


OK – this picture made me laugh my fuckin ass off. Really. I hate that Lady GaGa bitch anyway. she’s not sexy – she’s like a younger and lower class version of Madonna – and Madonna is nothing but a tramp, either.